Mama's sick. That means today's homeschool lesson has changed from Thanksgiving to "self-reliance". You're on your own kid!
Shhhh, not so loud. Mama's face is throbbing. Why? It's a sinus thing, it's all very "contents under pressure"; I'll blow a model volcano up next week for you to demonstrate ... What? Oh, no thank you, baby. Mama doesn't want to play Hungry-Hungry-Hippo right now... What? Oh, you're hungry! Can you reach the granola bars? Good, all set ... Hmmm? Yes, you can watch Qubo all day... Mama's going to slip into a Benadryl-induced haze now.
... And so my quest for Homeschool Ninja status hits yet another speed bump ...
(Sigh)
Can someone please pass the tissues?
Shhhh, not so loud. Mama's face is throbbing. Why? It's a sinus thing, it's all very "contents under pressure"; I'll blow a model volcano up next week for you to demonstrate ... What? Oh, no thank you, baby. Mama doesn't want to play Hungry-Hungry-Hippo right now... What? Oh, you're hungry! Can you reach the granola bars? Good, all set ... Hmmm? Yes, you can watch Qubo all day... Mama's going to slip into a Benadryl-induced haze now.
... And so my quest for Homeschool Ninja status hits yet another speed bump ...
(Sigh)
Can someone please pass the tissues?
1 comment:
Eck!! I'm sorry you don't feel good. Hopefully you feel better soon!
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