In just the last week alone, I’ve ended up in a conversation with three different people about homeschooling. Each time, within 30 seconds of the conversation starting, each person said emphatically “I could NEVER do that” and then confessed to how hard it is to be around their own kid for too long.
I’m not really caught off guard by them finding it hard to be around their kids for too long (nor am I judging them), because, if we’re honest, we all feel that way to some degree. We are a seriously emotionally disconnected generation. And the only things that get our attention for more than a few minutes are the things that numb us out entirely: food, TV, video games, cocktail hour, email. Or, in my case: Twilight! (which is a recent replacement for the laptop addiction I battle daily and got a lecture from my husband about the week prior…delivered, ironically, as he sat in front of his laptop).
So, please! Ask me the question that I’m asking myself: “What’s the deal, girl?!”
Why is it that I’m willing to read myself delirious into the wee hours rather than go to bed and put that energy into being “present” with my kid the next morning? And, in turn, why are so many of my parenting peers willing to so quickly pass their children off to a school system (or private school, or babysitter, or whatever) rather than spend that quality time with the children they chose to bring into this world? We want these children. We love these children. But, have you noticed?...we sure do put an enormous effort into avoiding the little darlings (even the well-behaved ones).
Okay, yes, I do a lot of cool stuff with Emerson. Most weeks I’m “game on” and we do great stuff that makes my grown-up friend Dawn frequently want to quit her job and run away to homeschool. But, just as often, there are weeks (like this one) where I put a great curriculum together but then just don’t feel like doing the more labor intensive activities (“Mama’s drinking her tea now, baby.”)…so we head to the Science Center instead (bluffing like that’s a “space” lesson), only crap…the Science Center is closed. So we end up at Target to spend Em’s holiday gift card that I minimally turn into a math lesson. Then we end up at home where, you guessed it, I am instantly on the laptop. It’s only after an hour of badgering from Emerson (and my husband catching me on said laptop) that I sit down and play Battleship with her (the game she picked out with her gift card).
Yes, granted, I did stick with it for an entire hour. And yes, I really did enjoy it. So much so that ten seconds after the game was done, I was back on my laptop updating my Facebook page with a nod to our quality time (“Emerson sank my battleship!”).
Ugh!!
I really don’t know why it’s so hard to stay plugged into our kids. I SO want to be that mom that keeps her shit together and fully engages in every moment with her child and still has time (and energy) to relax…and to eat healthy…and to exercise…and to work…and to hang with friends…and to put quality time in with the husband…and to solve the global hunger crisis…and to enjoy nature…and to contemplate the meaning of life.
Only, I don’t have the time (or energy) to do all of those things. Partly because it isn’t humanly possible, whether you are a homeschooling parent or any other kind…but also partly because the little time I did have I squandered staying up too late last night reading Twilight!
I don’t know why I or anyone else derails our time with our kids. I just know that my kid isn’t stupid. She knows when mom is plugged in and when I’m blowing her off. So, if Em starts calling me “Edward” tomorrow, I really can’t blame her.
After all, I am the love of her life (and she’s mine, truly). And yes, she counts on me to protect her and to be there for her forever.
But mostly (on weeks like this), she could call me "Edward" because, let’s face it: I kind of “suck”.